蠢蠢的死法歌词中文版

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词:John Mescall曲:Oliver McGill编曲:Oliver McGill

英文歌词:

Set fire to your hairPoke a stick at a grizzly bearEat medicines that’s out of dateUse your private parts as piranha baitDumb ways to dieSo many dumb ways to dieGet your toast out with a forkDo your own electrical workTeach yourself how to flyEat a two week old unrefrigerated pieDumb ways to dieSo many dumb ways to dieInvite a psycho killer insideScratch a drug dealer’s brand new rideTake your helmet off in outer spaceUse a clothes dryer as a hiding placeDumb ways to dieSo many dumb ways to dieKeep a rattlesnake as a petSell both your kidneys on the InternetEat a tube of superglue“I wonder what’s this red button do?”Dumb ways to dieSo many dumb ways to dieDress up like a moose during hunting seasonDisturb a nest of wasps for no good reasonStand on the edge of a train station platformDrive around the boomgates at a level crossingRun across the tracks between the platformsThey may not rhyme but they’re quite possiblyThe dumbest ways to dieDumbest ways to dieDumbest ways to dieSo many dumbSo many dumb ways to die

蠢蠢的死法歌词中文版

中文歌词:

(一)

在垃圾箱里烤火取暖

挂急诊不带钞票

实名举报你的上司

去警察局讨还公道

哦,蠢蠢的死法,好多种蠢蠢的死法。

蠢蠢的死法,好多种蠢蠢的死法。

(二)

矿难现场面带微笑

访贫问苦戴着天价手表

把赃款告诉小三

打小姐被人拍不雅照

哦,蠢蠢的死法,好多种蠢蠢的死法。

蠢蠢的死法,好多种蠢蠢的死法。

(三)

在桥下摸着石头过河

专门和流氓国家打交道

勒紧裤带援助别人

说中国特色很好很好

哦,蠢蠢的死法,好多种蠢蠢的死法。

蠢蠢的死法,好多种蠢蠢的死法